Hello,

This will be the first of probably many useful but entertaining updates on our lives. I know most of you are dying to know what happens behind closed doors, so here is you chance to find out.

First I will start out by filling everyone in on how our inherent cool-ness began, and where we see it all going.

I met Tamye about two years ago under not-so-normal circumstances. I was living with my brother and sister-in-law at the time, and she needed a place to stay. My sister-in-law, Kara, offered up her home and she moved in with us. It took all of about 10 seconds before I realized what an extremely fortunate situation I was in. Here I was now living with a beautiful and successful woman, whom just happen to be single at the time.

It took me about 15 seconds to begin laying out my irresistible charm and she was awestruck by my majesty. At least that's what I am pretty sure was happening... Long story short we started dating, living arrangements changed, dated some more, got married. Like I said, I am pretty majestic, and she is drop dead gorgeous, so it is only natural that two beautiful people tie the knot.

Shortly after getting married I kindly placed a baby inside her uterus. Nine months and a lot of excitement later Grayson (who will be known as G from this point forward) was introduced in our lives. He's alright I guess, kinda drooly... And by "alright" I mean he (along with Tamye) is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I have never been more drained emotionally and physically since having him, but no matter how difficult it gets his smile makes it all better.

Now we are in the present, G and Tamye are asleep on the couch, I am on the back patio.

I am attending school right now and in the process of switching my major to chemical engineering. I figured sciencey stuff is the way to go for me. Tamye works at Just for You Salon and Spa as an aesthetician, "making the vagina's of the world beautiful" as she likes to describe it. G is currently in between jobs, which, if you ask me, is a lame excuse for not paying rent.

That pretty much sums up what we are all about. I will save the totally true stories about our experiences with terrorists, robots, ninjas, and midgets for another post.

Stay classy, planet Earth,

David